Monthly Archives: September 2013


The difficult I can do today. The impossible will take a little longer.

There are some times when silence has loudest voice.

A Pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

Maybe you should bite the hand that feeds you, if it prevents you from feeding yourself.

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.

Never stand begging for what you have the power to earn.

In real love, you want the other person’s good.
In romantic love, you want the other person.

If you love life, life will love you back.

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’.

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it is when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Work for something because it is good, not just because it stands a chance to succeed.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

The greatest pleasure in life is to do what people say you cannot do.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Knowledge is proud that he has learned so much; Wisdom is humble that he knows no more.

Habit is either the best of servants, or the worst of masters.

I am a fellow citizen of all men who think ‘Truth is my country’.

Two things we ought to learn from history:
One, that we are not in ourselves superior to our fathers; another, that we are shamefully inferior to them, if we do not advance beyond them.

Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.

Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true.

There is no such test of a man’s superiority of character as in the well-conducting of an unavoidable quarrel.

The desire of one man to live on the fruits of another’s labor is the original sin of the world.

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example.

After a time, you may find that “having” is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as “wanting”. It is not logical, but it is often true.

I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.

If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.

Better do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.

Relationships break down due to lack of communication, turning soulmates into roommates and then, no mates.

The happiness and misery of men depend no less on temper than fortune.

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.

We many not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment.

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.

Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

I was always happy,
When I was watching you become a star,
But you were only happy,
When the world was opening up my scars.

The art of leadership is saying no, not saying yes. It is very easy to say yes.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.

Never replicate a successful experiment.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

Until you’ve lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.

If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won before you have started.

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work.

Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.


Sometimes majority only means that all fools are on the same side.

Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself seeks for it in vain elsewhere.

We make our own fortunes and call them fate.

Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.

Debugging can only point to the presence of errors but not to their absence.

Only a dead fish swims with stream of water.

When diet is wrong, medicine is of no use.
When diet is correct, medicine is of no need.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

Nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

While science gets us physical comforts, spirituality brings us mental calm.

God loved the birds and invented trees.
Man loved the birds and invented cages.

It’s a beggar’s pride that he is not a thief.

Fear not for the future, Weep not for the past.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life doing nothing.

What we love to do, we find time to do.

Never say never again.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools do.

The public do not know enough to be experts, yet know enough to decide between them.

We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.

A married woman’s as old as her husband makes her feel.

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

We’ve begun to raise daughters more like sons, but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters.

‘Be yourself!’ is about the worst advice you can give to some people.

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister.

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Some persons make promises for the pleasure of breaking them.

We are not satisfied to be right, unless we can prove others to be quite wrong.

Vanity (Pride) keeps persons in favor with themselves who are out of favor with all others.

It is good to die before one has done anything deserving death.

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him.

Men understand the worth of blessings only when they have lost them.

The nobler a man, the harder it is for him to suspect inferiority in others.

When I think over what I have said, I envy the dumb people.

Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one.

He who is not impatient is not in love.

Genius is eternal patience.

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, nor to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them.

It is pure illusion to think that an opinion which passes down from century to century, from generation to generation, may not be entirely false.

A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is the hardest.

In this world, you must be a bit too kind in order to be kind enough.

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Work as if you were to live a hundred years, pray as if you were to die tomorrow.

Be a philosopher; but amidst all your philosophies, be still a man.

Only the brave know how to forgive.


Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Subdue your appetites, and you’ve conquered human hearts.

He who laughs last is generally the last to get the Joke.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

You can tell whether a man is clever by his Answers.
You can tell whether a man is wise by his Questions.

If you’re stressed, you’ll get pimples.
If you cry, you’ll get wrinkles,
So why don’t you smile and get dimples?

City life is millions of people being lonesome together.

“I lose my temper but its all over in a minute.” Said the Student.
“So is the Hydrogen Bomb.” I replied.
“But think of the damage it produces.

Only in darkness do we appreciate light.

A conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.

It is necessary to walk our talk.

It may be possible to fool self or others for a season.

I may differ with others opinion, but I would like to protect unto death his right of opinion: VOLTAIRE.

What I’m thinking is what I’m talking is what I’m doing.

To listen means to understand unspoken words.

A good heart is better than all the heads in the world.

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Never tell your problems to anyone.
20% will not care, 80% will be glad that you have them.

Life is similar to boxing game.
Defeat is not declared when you fall down; It is declared when you refuse to get up.

Always wrong persons teach the right lessons in Life.

Faith is taking the 1st step, even when you do not see the whole staircase.

Keep your face to the Sun, and you will not see the shadow.

Everything is valuable only at 2 times:
1. Before Getting It.
2. After Losing It.

Two things that bring Happiness and Success in Life:
1. The way you manage when you have nothing.
2. The way you behave when you have everything.
when U have Nothing.

‘EGO’ is the only requirement to destroy any relationship.
Be a bigger person; Skip the ‘E’ and let it ‘GO’.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.

The best medicine I know for any disease is to thank the Lord it isn’t much greater.

We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears (blades of scissors), so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

All tragedies are finished by death; all comedies are ended by a marriage.

One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer.

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

For those who do not think, it is best at least to rearrange their prejudices once in a while.

It is a difficult matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.

Adam was human; he didn’t want the apple for the apple’s sake; he wanted it because it was forbidden.

The man who is a pessimist before forty-eight knows too much; the man who is an optimist after forty-eight knows too little.

To eat is human; to digest, divine.

Apology is only egotism wrong side out.

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money that the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else.

“When I was young I used to think that money was the most important think in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.”

Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top ups.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

There are two days about which nobody should ever worry, and these are yesterday and tomorrow.

A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.

Funny Quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu.

That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.
”Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”

Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn!

He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.

The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!

Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

The cat with gloves catches no mice.

Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

Kumble’s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

Oxymoron List.

Oxymoron: A figure of speech in which seemingly contradictory terms appear side by side.

Here is a list of some nice and funny oxymorons:
Act Naturally
All Alone
Altogether Separate
Amicable Divorce
Anticipating the Unanticipated
Approximately Equal
Artificial Intelligence
Bad Health
Bad Luck
Barely Dressed
Big Baby
Blind Eye
Born Dead
Bug-free Code
Calculated Risk
Clearly Misunderstood
Common Sense
Consistently Inconsistent
Corporate Ethics
Easy Problem
Educated Guess
Exact Estimate
Expected Surprise
Expecting the Unexpected
Fairly Accurate
Final Conclusion
Final Version
Found Missing
Fresh Raisins
Full-time Hobby
Fuzzy Logic
Harmless Lie
Home Office
Honest Politician
Light Weight
Little Big
Loud Whisper
Luxury Bus
Regularly Irregular
Still Born
Virtual Reality

And the best ones are:
Understanding Faculty
Cute Wife
Happily Married

For a complete list of Oxymorons, refer

Lyrics of Naat Bekhud Kiye Dete Hain.

Lyrics of Naat ‘Bekhud Kiye Dete Hain’ with Hindi Transliteration:

Bekhud kiye dete hain, Andaaz hijabana,
Aa dil mein tujhe rakh loon, Ae jalva e janana.

बेखुद किये देते हैं, अंदाज़ हिजाबाना,
आ दिल में तुझे रख लूं, ऐ जल्व ऐ जानाना।

Itna to karam karna, Ae chashme kareemana,
Jab jaan labon par ho, Tum saamne aa jana.

इतना तो करम करना, ऐ चश्मे करीमाना,
जब जान लबों पर हो, तुम सामने आ जाना।

Jee chahta hai tohfe mein, Bhejun main unhe aankhen,
Darshan ka to darshan ho, Nazrane ka nazrana.

जी चाहता है तोहफे में, भेजूं मैं उन्हें आँखें,
दर्शन का तो दर्शन हो, नजराने का नजराना।

Main hosh hawaas apne, Is baat pe kho baitha,
Hanskar jo kaha tune, Aaya mera deewana.

मैं होश हवास अपने, इस बात पे खो बैठा,
हँसकर जो कहा तूने, आया मेरा दीवाना।

Kyon aankh milayee thi, Kyon aag lagayee thi,
Ab rukh ko chhupa baithe, Karke mujhe deewana.

क्यों आँख मिलाई थी, क्यों आग लगाईं थी,
अब रुख को छुपा बैठे, करके मुझे दीवाना।

Peene ko to pee loonga, Par shart zara si hai,
Ajmer ka saaki ho, Baghdad ka maykhana.

पीने को तो पी लूँगा, पर शर्त ज़रा सी है,
अजमेर का साकी हो, बगदाद का मैखाना।

Lyrics of Naat Zikre Ahmed Se Seena Saja Hai.

Lyrics of Naat ‘Zikre Ahmed Se Seena Saja Hai’ in Hindi Transliteration:

Zikre Ahmed se seena saja hai, Ishq hai ye tamasha nahin hai,
Wo bhi dil koi dil hai jahaan mein, Jisme tasveere taibah nahin hai.

ज़िक्रे अहमद से सीना सजा है, इश्क है ये तमाशा नहीं है,
वो भी दिल कोई दिल है जहां में, जिसमे तस्वीरे तैबह नहीं है।

Ae meri maut ruk ja abhi tu, Phir chalenge (milenge) jahaan tu kahegi,
Apne mashke tasavvur mein taibah, Maine jee bhar ke dekha nahin hai.

ऐ मेरी मौत रुक जा अभी तू, फिर चलेंगे (मिलेंगे) जहां तू कहेगी,
अपने मश्के तसव्वुर में तैबह, मैंने जी भर के देखा नहीं है।

Hajj ki daulat jise mil na paaye, Jaaye jaaye wo ghar apne jaaye,
Maa ke kadmon ko wo choom le jo, Sange Asvad ko chooma nahin hai.

हज की दौलत जिसे मिल न पाए, जाए जाए वो घर अपने जाए,
माँ के क़दमों को वो चूम ले जो, संगे अस्वद को चूमा नहीं है।

Hum husaini hain karbal ke shaida, Dil kabhi bhi na hota hai maila,
Kufr (Shirk) ki dhamkiyon se dare jo, Sunniyon ka kaleja nahin hai.

हम हुसैनी हैं करबल के शयदा, दिल कभी भी न होता है मैला,
कुफ्र (शिर्क) की धमकियों से डरे जो, सुन्नियों का कलेजा नहीं है।

Khak paaye nabi munh pe malna, Itr ho mustafa ka paseena,
Unki chadar ka tukda kafan ho, Aur koi tamanna nahin hai.

खाक पाए नबी मुंह पे मलना, इतर हो मुस्तफा का पसीना,
उनकी चादर का टुकड़ा कफ़न हो, और कोई तमन्ना नहीं है।

Lyrics of Naat Naate Sarkar Ki Padta Hoon Main.

Lyrics of Naat ‘Naate Sarkar Ki Padta Hoon Main’ in Hindi Transliteration:

Naate sarkar ki pada hoon main, Bas isi baat se ghar mein mere rahmat hogi,
Ek tera naam wasila hai mera, Ranjo-Gham mein bhi isi naam se rahat hogi.

नाते सरकार की पड़ता हूँ मैं, बस इसी बात से घर में मेरे रहमत होगी।
इक तेरा नाम वसीला है मेरा, रंजो-ग़म में इसी नाम से राहत होगी।

Ye suna hai ki bahut ghori andheri hogi, Ye suna hai ki bahut ghori andheri hogi,
Kabr ka khauf na rakhna ae dil, Wahan sarkar ke chehre ki ziyarat hogi.

ये सुना है के बहुत घोरे अँधेरी होगी, ये सुना है के बहुत घोरे अँधेरी होगी,
कब्र का खौफ ना रख ऐ दिल, वहां सरकार के चेहरे की जियारत होगी।

Kabhi yaseen kabhi taaha kabhi walle laya, Kabhi yaseen kabhi taaha kabhi walle laya,
Are jiski kasmein mera rab khata hai, Kitni dilkash mere mahboob ki soorat hogi.

कभी यासीन कभी ताहा कभी वल्ले लाया, कभी यासीन कभी ताहा कभी वल्ले लाया,
अरे जिसकी कसमें मेरा रब खाता है, कितनी दिलकश मेरे महबूब की सूरत होगी।

Unko mukhtar banaya mere Allah ne, Unko mukhtar banaya mere Allah ne,
Par khuld mein bas wohi jaa sakta hai, Jisko hasnain ke baba ki ijazat hogi.

उनको मुख़्तार बनाया मेरे अल्लाह ने, उनको मुख़्तार बनाया मेरे अल्लाह ने,
पर खुल्द में बस वही जा सकता है, जिसको हसनैन के बाबा की इजाज़त होगी।

Lyrics of Salaam Ae Saba Mustafa Se Keh Dena.

Lyrics of Salaam ‘Ae Saba Mustafa Se Keh Dena’ in Hindi Transliteration:

Ae saba mustafa se keh dena, Gham ke maare salaam kehte hain,
Yaad karte hain tumko shaamo sahar, Dil hamare salaam kehte hain. (Besahare salaam kehte hain)

ऐ सबा मुस्तफा से कह देना, ग़म के मारे सलाम कहते हैं,
याद करते हैं तुमको शामो सहर, दिल हमारे सलाम कहते हैं।  (बेसहारे सलाम कहते हैं)

Allah Allah huzoor ki baatein, Marhaba rango noor ki baatein,
Chaand jin par nisaar hota hai, Aur taare salaam kehte hain.
(Chaand jinki balayen leta hai, Aur taare salaam kehte hain)

अल्लाह अल्लाह हुज़ूर की बातें, मरहबा रंगों नूर की बातें,
चाँद जिन पर निसार होता है, और तारे सलाम कहते हैं।
(चाँद जिन की बलाएँ लेता है, और तारे सलाम कहते हैं)

Allah allah huzoor ke kesu, Bhini bhini mahekti wo khushbu,
Jinse mamoor hai fiza harsu, Wo nazare salaam kehte hain.

अल्लाह अल्लाह हुज़ूर के केसू, भीनी भीनी महेकती वो खुशबु,
जिन से मामूर है फिजा हरसू, वो नज़ारे सलाम कहते हैं।

Jab muhammad ka naam aata hai, Rehmaton pa payaam aata hai,
Lab hamare durood padte hain, Dil hamare salaam kehte hain.

जब मुहम्मद का नाम आता है, रहमतों का पयाम आता है,
लब हमारे दुरूद पड़ते हैं, दिल हमारे सलाम कहते हैं।

Zahire taibah tum madine main, Pyare aaka se itna keh dena,
Aapki garde raah ko aaka, Besahare salaam kehte hain.

जाहिरे तैबह तुम मदीने में, प्यारे आका से इतना कह देना,
आपकी गर्दे राह को आका, बेसहारे सलाम कहते हैं।

Arshe aazam pe naam hai unka, Kitna ooncha makam hai unka,
Bhejta hai khuda durood un par, Chaand taare salaam kehte hain.

अर्शे आज़म पे नाम है उनका, कितना ऊँचा मक़ाम है उनका,
भेजता है खुदा  दुरूद उनपर, चाँद तारे सलाम कहते हैं।

Jab bhi naame rasool aata hai, Hum angoothon ko choom lete hain,
Dil tasavvur mein doob jata hai, Lab hamare salaam kehte hain.

जब भी नामे रसूल आता है, हम अंगूठों को चूम लेते हैं,
दिल तसव्वुर में डूब जाता है, लब हमारे सलाम कहते हैं।

Lyrics of Salaam Aaqa Lelo Salaam Ab Hamara.

Lyrics of Salaam ‘Aaqa Lelo Salaam Ab Hamara’ in Hindi Transliteration:

Aaka lelo salaam ab hamara,
Aaka lelo salaam ab hamara,
Saba tu madine jaake, Saba tu madine jaake,
Kehna khudara.

आका लेलो सलाम अब हमारा,
आका लेलो सलाम अब हमारा,
सबा तू मदीने जाके, सबा तू मदीने जाके,
कहना खुदारा।

Chaand ke tukde kiye, Pedon ne sajde kiye,
Sooraj palat aa gaya, Ye mojaze aapke,
Ummati kya khud khuda hai, Ummati kya khud khuda hai,
Shayda tumhara.

चाँद के टुकड़े किये, पेड़ों ने सजदे किये,
सूरज पलट आ गया, ये मोजज़े आपके,
उम्मती क्या खुद खुदा है, उम्मती क्या खुद खुदा है,
शयदा तुम्हारा।

Gham se hain toote hue, Zulmon mein doobe hue,
Muddat hui ya nahi, Kismat ko roothe hue,
Roze maheshar ummati ka, Roze maheshar ummati ka,
Aap hi sahara.

ग़म से हैं टूटे हुए, ज़ुल्मों में डूबे हुए,
मुद्दत हुई या नबी, किस्मत को रूठे हुए,
रोज़े महेशर उम्मती का, रोज़े महेशर उम्मति का,
आप ही सहारा।

Noore khuda aap hain, Shahe khuda aap hain,
Ae sarvare ambiya, Pehre sakha aap hain,
Ye hai azmat rab ne tumpar, Ye hai azmat rab ne tumpar,
Quraan utara.

नूरे खुदा आप हैं, शाहे खुदा आप हैं,
ऐ सरवरे अम्बिया, पहरे सखा आप हैं,
ये है अजमत रबने तुमपर, ये है अजमत रबने तुमपर,
कुरआन उतारा।

Din raat roti hai ye, Ummat tumhare liye,
Ho jaaye nare karam, Aaka hamare liye,
Taibah ki wo galiyon ka kab, Taibah ki wo galiyon ka kab,
Hoga nazara.

दिन रात रोती है ये, उम्मत तुम्हारे लिए,
हो जाये नज़रे करम, आका हमारे लिए,
तयबा की वो गलियों का कब, तयबा की वो गलियों का कब,
होगा नज़ारा।