Monthly Archives: December 2013

Jokes from Readers Digest.

Yesterday, a guy came up to me at work and said, “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me… at work… and asked, “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”


When I attended an interview for a job six months after my 70th birthday, I was asked my age.
With nothing to hide, I replied “I’m halfway to my 71st birthday.”
The interviewer looked skeptical, “No offence,” he said, “but you look older than 35.”


Comments bosses made to employees during their salary reviews:

  • I’ve got great news. You managed to avoid a salary decrease.
  • Before you came to my department, you were such a shining star, full of new ideas and enthusiasm. What happened to you?

I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for “not dressing appropriately.” I had purchased my outfit from the same store just two days earlier.


PHP program to print nth number of Fibonacci Series.

Fibonacci Series: 0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 …

Here are 2 PHP programs to print nth number of Fibonacci Series:

Iterative Program to find nth number of Fibonacci Series:

<?php

fibonacci(1);
fibonacci(2);
fibonacci(3);
fibonacci(4);
fibonacci(5);

function fibonacci($n) 
{
        $first_num = 0;
	$second_num = 1;

	if(1 == $n)
	{
		echo $first_num;
	}
	elseif(2 == $n)
	{
		echo $second_num;
	}
	else
	{
		$next_num = 0;
		for($i=1; $i<=$n-2; $i++)
		{
			$next_num = $first_num + $second_num;
			$first_num = $second_num;
			$second_num = $next_num;
		}
		echo $next_num;
	}
}

?>

Recursive Program to find nth number of Fibonacci Series:

<?php

echo fibonacci(1);
echo fibonacci(2);
echo fibonacci(3);
echo fibonacci(4);
echo fibonacci(5);

function fibonacci($n) 
{
        if(1 == $n)
	{
		$result = 0;
	}
	elseif(2 == $n)
	{
		$result = 1;
	}
	else
	{
		$result = fibonacci($n-1) + fibonacci($n-2);
	}
	return($result);
}

?>