Funny Quotes.

A rolling stone gathers no moss. But the rolling stone does not care; It is momentum that it wants to gather.
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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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Before, man ‘yearns’ for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘y’ becomes silent.
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I must confess. I was born at a very early age.
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They call our language the mother tongue as father seldom speaks.
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A woman has the last word in an argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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In order to get a loan you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
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Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.
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An apple a day keeps a doctor away; But if the doctor is cute, keep the apple away.
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