Jokes

Always give 3 weeks’ notice before you quit. It gives you extra time to mess things up.
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Teacher: Ashu, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Ashu: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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If you rearrange letters in ‘MOTHER IN LAW’ they would come out to ‘WOMAN HITLER’.
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If you lend someone Rs.100 and never see him again, it was perhaps worth it.
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There’s an advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.
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Santa wants to cheat the railways. Thinks a lot. Finally, buys the ticket and doesn’t travel.
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Some men wonder how they could live without women?
A – Cheaper.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger! Then it hit me.
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What’s the best way to see flying saucers?
A – Pinch the waitress.
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As I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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