Jokes

Rani: I have changed my mind.
Raj: Thank God! Does the new one work now?
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Why do God’s stay up in heaven?
Because they’re afraid of what they’ve created.
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What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster?
A – You get your salary daily.
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Do you think I’ll lose my looks as I get older?
Yes if you are lucky.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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Teacher: What does your father do?
Chintu: Whatever my Mom tells him to do.
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Boss: What’s wrong with your typewriter?
Sam: The “O” was upside down.
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There are two theories to arguing with women…
Neither one works.
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“I heard you missed school yesterday.”
“Not a bit.”
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A dog tied to a 15ft rope walked 25ft in a straight line. How come?
The rope wasn’t tied to anything.
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