Jokes

Joe: How long have you been working here?
Jack: Ever since my boss threatened to fire me.
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Don to his son: Why did you fail in your exams?
Son: They questioned me for 3 hr but I never told them anything.
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Son: How soon will I be old enough to do as I please?
Father: I don’t know. Nobody has lived that long yet.
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It’s amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife – when she isn’t his.
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“Where did you get those big eyes?”
“They came with the face.”
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Why didn’t skeleton want to go to school?
Because his heart wasn’t in it.
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Counselor: What is the main reason for a divorce?
Santa: Marriage.
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A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, what?
Girl: That boy was walking very slowly.
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Q: Why were Adam and Eve so happy?
A: Because neither of them had in-laws.
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Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
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