Jokes

Son: Dad, what is meaning of an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can hardly understand anything. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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I married my wife for her looks… But not the ones she’s been giving me lately.
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Man said to God: Why did you make women so beautiful?
God to man: So that you will love them.
Man to God: But why did you make them so dumb?
God to man: So that they will love you.
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I pretend to work here – they pretend to pay me.
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Teacher: Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.”
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Ladies first.
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Man: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Friend: Me too, after you leave.
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I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
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Have a nice day, somewhere else.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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