Jokes

Parents to a College watchman: Is this college good…?
Watchman: Probably the best because I did my graduation here and got immediate placement!
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Santa: Why didn’t you marry?
Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.
Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Banta: I found one.
Santa: Then?
Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.
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Banta: I’ll never marry in my life and not even let my kids do so.
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Tom: What is the longest sentence you can think of?
Ben: Life imprisonment!
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Two men meet while looking for their lost wives.
First: How does your wife look?
Second: She’s 36-24-36 and fair. What about yours?
First: Forget mine, let’s find yours!
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Teacher: If you had Rs.1000 in one pocket and Rs.1000 in the other, what would you think?
Santa: Whose pant it is?
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When I was born they fired a 21 gun salute…
Too bad they missed.
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Teacher to Hari: Why are you late?
Hari: There was a man who lost a Rs.100 note.
Teacher: That’s nice. Where you helping him look for it?
Hari: No, I was standing on it.
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What’s the difference between magnets and women?
A: Magnets have a positive side.
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Has there been any insanity in your family?
Yes doc, my hubby thinks he’s the boss.
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