Jokes

Wife was running after a garbage truck, “Am I too late for the garbage?”
Hubby following her yelled, “Not yet. Jump in.”
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Man throws Rs.100 into a cage by thinking it’s ‘fine’.
Reason: Do not feed, Rs.100 fine!
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
A: She had a bright student.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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There are 3 sides to an argument. Your side, my side and the right side.
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She’s the kind of girl who doesn’t care for a man’s company – unless he owns it.
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Santa: You look just like my 3rd wife.
Lady: How many wives do you have?
Santa: 2.
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Mosquito: Can I go to the theatre?
Mom: Yes, but beware of the applause.
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Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager.
Waiter: No use sir. He won’t eat it either.
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