Jokes

Two Jewish women meet on the street. One has two children. The other says, “Such beautiful children, how old are they?”
“The doctor is seven and the lawyer is five.”
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I’d cross the hottest desert,
I’d swim the deepest sea,
I’d climb the highest mountain,
But I can’t come over tonight because it’s raining.
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A man went to a psychiatrist.
‘What is your trouble?’ the doctor asked.
‘I’m losing my memory. In fact, I forget everything right away. What do you suggest I do?’
‘Pay me in advance,’ replied the doctor.
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In China, an exemplary wife promises her dying husband that she will not remarry until his grave has dried. No sooner is he buried than she is out there, fanning.
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Imagine, the floor you’re climbing catches fire, how’ll you escape?
Stop your imagination.
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What is a man’s idea of helping with housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?
Little John: All of them!
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Santa: I want pink curtains for my Computer screen.
Salesman: But computers do not need curtains.
Santa: Oye, I’ve installed windows.
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Doctor: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see anyone before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.
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Man1: I do not want to marry because I’m afraid of woman.
Man2: Get married soon, then you’ll be afraid of only 1 woman and start loving other.
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