Jokes

Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Smart Sam: Remove the ‘S’!
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7 Sadhus were sitting on 7 mats on the floor. One man asked the oldest among them, “Baba, Girls don’t give me any response. What should I do?”
Sadhu told another sadhu, “Gutkeshwar, Lay one more mat on the floor”.
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I’ve been doing a lot of abstract painting recently – extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas… I just think about it.
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A woman asked her co-worker to recommend a physician. He says, “I know a good one, but he is very expensive. He charges Rs.1000 for the first visit and Rs.500 for each one after that.” She goes to the doctor and trying to save some money, says, “I’m back!” Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examines her and says, “Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit.”
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Doctor: I haven’t seen you here in a long time.
Man: I know, I’ve been ill.
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Doctor: “I’ve some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you’ve 24 hours to live.”
Man: “Oh no!”
Doctor: “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”
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Two women are arguing about whose dog is smarter. First woman says, “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and takes the newspaper and brings it to me.” Second woman says, “I know.” First woman: “How?” Second Woman: “My dog told me.”
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I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically.
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife – You know, I was a fool when I married you. Wife – Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and did not notice.
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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, He is my kid and she is my kidney.
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