Jokes

Mom: Every time you’re naughty I get another grey hair.
Son: Wow, Mom, You must have been a terror when you were young. Just look at Grandma.
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Girl to BF: 1 kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
BF: Thanks for the warning.
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Son: What do I write against my mother tongue?
Father: Very long.
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Tom: Guess what – I play the role of a man married for 30 years.
Dad: Never mind, next time you’ll get a speaking part.
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Why boys go to temple?
Because temple is the only place where you can find pooja, bhakti, bhavna, shraddha, aarti, archana, aradhana, laxmi, saraswati, divya, jyoti, vandana and shanty.
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My wife dresses to kill. Only problem is that she cooks in the same manner.
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Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Rare things are always sought after.
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Sachin: Boost is the secret of my energy.
Me: Then why are you revealing it to me.
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Judge: You’ll be hanged at 6 am tomorrow!
Criminal: HaHaHa!
Judge: What makes you laugh?
Criminal: I never get up before 8 am.
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Teacher: Name an animal which lives in land and water.
Sam: Frog!
Teacher: Good. Now name 3 such animals.
Sam: Frog’s mom, Frog’s dad and Frog’s sister.
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