Jokes from Readers Digest.

Yesterday, a guy came up to me at work and said, “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me… at work… and asked, “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”


When I attended an interview for a job six months after my 70th birthday, I was asked my age.
With nothing to hide, I replied “I’m halfway to my 71st birthday.”
The interviewer looked skeptical, “No offence,” he said, “but you look older than 35.”


Comments bosses made to employees during their salary reviews:

  • I’ve got great news. You managed to avoid a salary decrease.
  • Before you came to my department, you were such a shining star, full of new ideas and enthusiasm. What happened to you?

I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for “not dressing appropriately.” I had purchased my outfit from the same store just two days earlier.