Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Subdue your appetites, and you’ve conquered human hearts.

He who laughs last is generally the last to get the Joke.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

You can tell whether a man is clever by his Answers.
You can tell whether a man is wise by his Questions.

If you’re stressed, you’ll get pimples.
If you cry, you’ll get wrinkles,
So why don’t you smile and get dimples?

City life is millions of people being lonesome together.

“I lose my temper but its all over in a minute.” Said the Student.
“So is the Hydrogen Bomb.” I replied.
“But think of the damage it produces.

Only in darkness do we appreciate light.

A conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.

It is necessary to walk our talk.

It may be possible to fool self or others for a season.

I may differ with others opinion, but I would like to protect unto death his right of opinion: VOLTAIRE.

What I’m thinking is what I’m talking is what I’m doing.

To listen means to understand unspoken words.

A good heart is better than all the heads in the world.

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Never tell your problems to anyone.
20% will not care, 80% will be glad that you have them.

Life is similar to boxing game.
Defeat is not declared when you fall down; It is declared when you refuse to get up.

Always wrong persons teach the right lessons in Life.

Faith is taking the 1st step, even when you do not see the whole staircase.

Keep your face to the Sun, and you will not see the shadow.

Everything is valuable only at 2 times:
1. Before Getting It.
2. After Losing It.

Two things that bring Happiness and Success in Life:
1. The way you manage when you have nothing.
2. The way you behave when you have everything.
when U have Nothing.

‘EGO’ is the only requirement to destroy any relationship.
Be a bigger person; Skip the ‘E’ and let it ‘GO’.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.

The best medicine I know for any disease is to thank the Lord it isn’t much greater.

We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears (blades of scissors), so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

All tragedies are finished by death; all comedies are ended by a marriage.

One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer.

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

For those who do not think, it is best at least to rearrange their prejudices once in a while.

It is a difficult matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.

Adam was human; he didn’t want the apple for the apple’s sake; he wanted it because it was forbidden.

The man who is a pessimist before forty-eight knows too much; the man who is an optimist after forty-eight knows too little.

To eat is human; to digest, divine.

Apology is only egotism wrong side out.

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money that the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else.

“When I was young I used to think that money was the most important think in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.”

Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top ups.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

There are two days about which nobody should ever worry, and these are yesterday and tomorrow.

A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.